In his debate with Kamala Harris in 2024, the Great Pumpkin famously declared, “They’re eating the cats and dogs” in Springfield, Ohio.
Turns out, of course, they weren’t. Just another of the pudgy pedophile’s inexplicable ramblings, apparently plucked out of thin air and repeated as fact.
But wait. Alabama Sen. Tommy Tuberville has gone Agent Orange one better. The former football coach at several schools, including Auburn, is currently running to become ‘Bama’s next governor. All I can say about that is if they elect him, they pretty much deserve him.
His one overriding political issue he’s counting on to catapult from Washington to Montgomery is not the war with Iran. It’s not the price of diesel. Nor is it the cost of steak and hamburger at the Walmart grocery. After all, he says, prices have been high in the past and “people will deal with it.”
He doesn’t seem very concerned either about the giant data centers popping up everywhere and the impact they may or may not have on the cost of electricity and water to citizens. In fact, he’s silent on that issue.
No, it’s none of those minor issues that, to him at least, serve as only a hiccup on the political landscape.
The real culprit is those doggone airline pilots, flight attendants and air traffic controllers pretending to be cats and dogs while engaging in kinky sex.
MAGA Senator Goes on Crazed Posting Spree About Furries | The New Republic
Wow. Who’d-a thunk it?
Maybe anyone who has paid attention to this guy. He’s the same one who once identified the three branches of government as “the House, the Senate and the executive,” apparently overlooking the judiciary.
Well, Tommy Tuberville, for one. Offhand, I’d speculate that like LBJ said of Gerald Ford, he must’ve played football too often with no helmet.
Stop and ponder on this one, folks. That’s a U.S. senator. There’s only 100 of them and if what he has is contagious he could infect the entire upper chamber with his advanced stage of whatever it is that afflicts his prefrontal cortex (of course, it may be too late for John N. Kennedy).
Taking to social media, Tuberville insists that the airline industry is shot through with employees who mark and meow at each other.
“I know the deranged Democrats don’t like the fact that I called out the insane FURRY CULTURE this week,” he posted. “But the truth is, there is an ALARMING number of these DERANGED people working in our airline industry,” he wrote. “Don’t believe me? Just a few months ago, PILOTS were MEOWING and BARKING at each other over the radio at DCA.”
So, there you go. What further proof do you need? Still, it seems a little ironic he would use the term “deranged” in any context, considering his own state of mind. (Notice like the world’s most famous pedophile who also happens to be a head of state, Tuberville likes to use all caps in his posts.)
But just to make sure there is no room for doubt as to his mental state, Tuberville went on to aver that there was an “Aviation Furs Meet-up” at the Furry Migration convention in Minneapolis earlier this month. “Ask yourself … would you be comfortable with a MENTALLY ILL FURRY being your pilot?” he wrote on X.
Again, invoking the term “mentally ill” (in all caps, yet) is interesting, to say the least.
He even took to the Senate floor on Wednesday to say, “Lord help us. It’s terrifying when you think about this,” Tuberville said. “When you walk onto a commercial flight, it’s possible that the pilot flying your plane could have a deranged fetish of dressing up like an animal.”
At least the “Lord help us” was an appropriate entreaty.
Should he succeed in his quest for the Alabama governorship, let’s hope he will occupy a padded office equipped with only harmless crayons and soft toys.
Oh, did I happen to mention that Tuberville is a dyed-in-the-wool MAGA Repugnantcan?
